Tonight at 11: Are You Poisoning Your Family?

June 27, 2011

Vinyl Shower Curtains Emit Toxic Chemicals

Well are you? I’m sure you’re wondering what I’m talking about. So I’ll tell you…

Right After this Commercial Break!

Wow you just got Seacrested! I coined that phrase by the way, feel free to use it.

So anywho, back to the matter at hand – that of you poisoning that lovely family of yours with…(drum roll please)

A cheap shower curtain.

In 2008, a study was released revealing that vinyl shower curtains sold at major retailers across the country emit toxic chemicals that can cause serious health problems! Like What? Oh let’s see here, like um a little thing called liver damage, as well as damage to the central nervous, respiratory and reproductive systems!

The study was conducted at the Center for Health, Environment & Justice, located in Falls Church, VA.

Some of the chemicals found in the curtains were: toluene, phenol, methyl isobutyl ketone, xylene, acetophenone and more. Now I don’t know about you but I’ve been taught that when a word is hard to pronounce it’s usually important!  Like SAT words and Menu Items at an Indian restaurant. Trust me you don’t want to accidentally order the curried pig feet. Although the one my mom makes is Delicious!

Think about it though, do you want to wake up one morning and get a mouth full of METHYL ISOBUTY KETONE!!! I sure don’t! Unless it taste like rainbows. And by rainbows I of course mean Skittles. Watch a commercial once in awhile will ya.

Well it seems irresponsible to point out a problem, that of you poisoning your family, without giving a solution.

Once Again, Drum roll please……

A Beautiful Frameless Shower from River Glass Designs or A Beautiful Semi-Frameless Shower from River Glass Designs or A Beautiful Bypass Shower from River Glass Designs or… you could just stop showering, at which point you will begin to poison your family and friends in a much different way. Yeah you’ll save lots of time by not  showering, but soon everyone will hate you, you’ll lose your job and end up living on the street.

Is that what you want? Cause those are your only options. A shower from  us or a life filled with hate filled stares as you drag your stinky self all over the DC metro area…

Choose Wisely!

For more serious information on this subject please click here: http://articles.latimes.com/2008/jun/13/local/me-showercurtain13

Christian F.

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